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January 06 2016

13:30

Smells like Shitposting

Find me here!

May 01 2015

10:15

When people ask you why you make science puns:

10:12
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topimagenes:

That was a roller coaster from start to finish

10:01

Confessions of a student

ibrahimkazwini:

I don’t always have time to study, but when I do, I don’t.

09:11
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06:48

actualcanadiansherlockholmes:

urbieknowsbest:

lzbth:

a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake

This is a lie.  I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add.  Im not scorned by it.  just a fact.  

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06:46

cherenigans:

do you think whoever was designing the default netflix avatar made a mistake somewhere but just sat there laughing at the result for so long that the whole design team decided to keep it

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06:41

bnaz:

throwback to that one time I was working as a camera operator in a music festival and I had 2 minutes to run across a field to the perfect location that would allow me to film the whole fireworks show and I was running backstage while holding a camera and I had two slow ass old people in front of me blocking the way and I yelled “FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS WOULD YOU PLEASE MOVE OUT OF THE DAMN WAY” and I was later told by my girlfriend who was running behind me that I yelled at the former US president bill clinton and possible 2016 presidential candidate hillary clinton

06:21

It's national crush day, who ever sends you a '♥' has a crush on you.

06:13
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kvotheunkvothe:

WAKE UP, ASSHOLE.

06:04
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officialbrostrider:

bye peter

April 30 2015

23:33
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bassfanimation:

comedownstairsandsayhello:

frecklesandink:

momamiaaa:

Jellyfish Lake in Palau. Apparently the jellies have lost their ability to sting because of lack of predators in the lake and you can swim with them!

BUCKET LIST.

WAIT BUT THAT’S NOT EVEN THE COOLEST PART: These jellyfish carry small populations of algae inside their bodies and derive much of their nutrition from the sugars that the algae produce. The jellyfish follow the sun across the lake each day and rotate continuously, so that the algae are always getting maximum sunlight exposure for photosynthesis. Then at night they dive to deeper parts of the lake so the algae can absorb nitrogen. It’s one of the best examples of endosymbiosis in action and it’s KICKASS.

FLOATY FRIEND CABBAGES

23:28
You know, it’s so unfortunate—[they’re] my three favorite colors to wear. A couple times, on accident, I’ll just get dressed for the day and I take one step out the door and I’m like, ‘Wait a minute. I can’t wear this. Wearing blue pants, a white shirt, and a red hat. This is a little ridiculous. I should probably go change.’
Chris Evans on his favorite colors: Red, White, and Blue (via buckitty)
23:26

Gay bases

goatactivist:

nameonthespine:

bentdick-cucumberbitch:

officialwhitegirls:

1st base: anal
2nd base: going to a Lady Gaga concert together
3rd base: successfully destroying America

I hear that Congress made it to third base

you insinuated that congress has all gone to a lady gaga concert together and that is my favorite part of your comment

What about the fact that they’ve all done anal

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spookylatenight:

Harry James Potter is a huge dork pass it on.

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glaxeon:

my dad asked me why i had 2 rewind n take a picture lmao he doesn’t understand…

08:52
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princessandtheprep:

milliondollarnigga:

jesus

waiting for the start of his rap career

08:51
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alicexz:

An old doodle of the best scene ever. I miss Avatar. :(

08:50
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punpun-kirakira:

patrickat:

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

This isn’t funny. That’s the gateway drug to a full blown marinara addiction. It’s good this was caught before this kid started hanging out at Olive Garden and sucking on every breadstick he can find to score another hit.

IT GOT BETTER.

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